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I sort of don’t want to make a big deal about it since it might come off as bragging, but since several of you have been made aware of the ordeal that has been my multiyear car-buying saga, I suppose I should provide some closure.

I went out on Sunday and bought a 2012 Lexus IS 350. It’s white. There’s a red ring that lights up whenever you drive over 75MPH as if to say “fucking slow down, you dick!” And now all I want to do is see if there are additional rings that light up as you hit additional speed milestones. I feel like I got a pretty good deal on it and the only issue I have is that the car’s display feels kind of dated. Song titles and artists get truncated at some ridiculously low character limit and are displayed in all caps. I feel like there should be a firmware update or something to correct this.

Anyway, it’s pretty boss, and I’m mostly happy to not have the whole “I should buy a car before my car blows up” feeling anymore. Now I just need to clean up the rest of my garage so I can start parking it inside…

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    the end of a saga….
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