Hairdresser

April 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Man, just when you thought your probably-unhealthy love of Michelle Collins couldn’t get any deeper and unhealthier, she goes and unearths some recently-unearthed clips of Stairway to Stardom, the most-bestest cable access talent show in the world.

Some of these clips have turned up in the TV Carnage series, and I’m totally going nuts over here, seeing them on their own, separated from the madness of Carnage.

Go watch these and, to pass along the warning that TV Carnage handed out at the time, do your best to not learn the words to Hairdresser.

13 Responses to “Hairdresser”

  1. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    I can’t help but think that Michael Fobes was completely convinced he was getting some serious tang after his “Rock Around the Clock” performance.

  2. ZachNo Gravatar Says:

    Sometimes I wonder what extraterrestrials will think of us, millions of years from now, when all that remains of humanity is broadcast television from the 1980s.

  3. RinkNo Gravatar Says:

    There are times when I’m glad I wasn’t around for the 80’s. This is one of those times.

    Annoyingly, the 80’s had ‘Video Killed the Radio star’, and that ‘he’s my Japanese boy’ song, which are totally awesome, so my love/hate-o-meter for the the 80’s is currently set to a neutral ‘0′.

  4. JoeNo Gravatar Says:

    What in the holy hell? Whatever floats your boat Jeff. I won’t judge.

  5. James KNo Gravatar Says:

    Michelle Collins formerly of Eastenders?

  6. Liquid306No Gravatar Says:

    Jeff, I love how I can always count on you to show me a true internet gem and for that, I thank you.

  7. DaveCNo Gravatar Says:

    Definitely doofy jeff, awsomely doofy!!!

  8. David SnakesNo Gravatar Says:

    Yeah, I’m with Joe on this one.

  9. LukeNo Gravatar Says:

    liby, come on over
    “i guess you and the girls have been wounderin’ why i got me this new hair do and new clothes
    well you see liby I’m gunna become a big movie star
    you rememebr tha guy alfie that we met in the pub
    well hes been managing me now and next week were gunna go to london to make a demo”
    that is by far the greatest thing any brit has ever said

  10. YatesyNo Gravatar Says:

    This is the best thing I’ve seen on the net since The Brown Bomber.

  11. ErikNo Gravatar Says:

    How the hell did BJ the Messanger not make the list?!?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYTmj2qSqo

    obviously, this is number one…
    His after school special style ryhmes are simply unmatched today, friends.

  12. keoskeyNo Gravatar Says:

    found an awsome turnament website stil in its beta stages but looks liek it goin to be big

    http://www.worldgaming.com/

  13. lesterspiffNo Gravatar Says:

    So is Hairdresser a song or a medley?

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